How To Fail An Exam ?

• Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
• Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
• Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
• Bring cheerleaders.
• On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example, write "I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs". Be creative.
• Bring pets.
• Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
• Bring things to throw at the instructor when she or he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
• Complete the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For maths or science exams, try using Roman numerals.
• At some point during the exam, start crying for mommy.
• Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera," until they drag you away.
• When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
• Try to get people in the room to do the Mexican wave.
• Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, and telegrams sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
• Bring a musical instrument with you and play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, claim "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the student handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
• Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor (name) Sucks."